Fi Demotivational Poster
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU
FINALS WEEK -
BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.
MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care
ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!
MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.
BOILED CABBAGE -
Sink Fixed -
I HAVE A FEELING - this is gonna be a short fight
FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!
FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.
REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others
THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -
APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything
SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!
MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus
EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....
POLICE OFFICERS - Because Firemen need heros too...
SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose
THE BLUES - dyin' lonely on a broken down cot
NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth
DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !
ITS COMPLICATED -
AXOLOTL - the most badass MOFO in the sea XD
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people
LIKE EVERY OTHER CAT IN THE WORLD -
IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -
STAR WARS -
MY DUTY IS TO PROTECT -
RETARDED FISH - what you didnt think it was a fish?
DADDY - would you like some sausage?
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"
THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?
IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better
TROUBLES IN LIFE -
WI-FI - How can it be stealing if the signal is trespassing on MY property?
SENIOR MOMENT -
FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.
A REAL MAN -
Catch 22 -
KILL US - kill us now!
WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.
IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!
HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -
HORSE COPS -
YOUR A GRAMMAR NAZI! - No I'm not. YOU'RE an idiot. I just thought that I'd point that out to you.
SEPHIROTH - World's most badass momma's boy.
1st Impressions -
HITLER FISH - Probably not kosher
ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .
HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!
GIVE A MAN A FISH, AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY - Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
STILL - A much better love story than Twilight
MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!
THE SACRIFICE -
THE LIVES OF OTHERS -
OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"
I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -
INSTANT KARMA -
Fall in love? -
STOP TRYING - To fit in when you were born to stand out .
THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...
IN CASE OF FIRE - 1. Grab Survivor 2. Super-Bodyslam from Top Rope 3. Profit!
KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!
The Fifth Element: The Animation -
GIN AND BEAR IT - Put a little lime in your life
DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'
AMERICA'S VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS - Bravely running into places smarter people are running out of since 1736...
3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.
SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.
AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...
EVERY TIME - I find the key to success... Some idiot changes the lock
H. R. PUFFINSTUFF!!! - Even our Saturday morning shows were high!
LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -
TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.
YOU FAIL -
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