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Fi Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


I HAVE A FEELING - this is gonna be a short fight


TAGS: midget fight
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MalicE

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
Id pay to watch THAT fight!!
MalicE - October 1, 2010, 2:02 am
proudly South African :-P
Feasibly - September 30, 2010, 12:55 pm
It's cool man! Go ahead and ride sh**gun...you ain't gotta get all up in my grill!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:02 pm
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo.....It's ON b****!!!!!
mikieelmo - September 30, 2010, 11:57 am
short and to the point ! 5l
Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 11:32 am
whahahah xDDD This is gunna be one of those pictures that makes me laugh every time i see it :D
bubbalou - September 30, 2010, 10:31 am
BOOOOOO-aaaahahahahahah!


FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm
that's a good one


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.


TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a g** test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm
hahaha....great


REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by jottjr

rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -


TAGS: mma ufc fedor affliction fight fighting
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by disco

DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 9:26 pm
I can't wait for him to finish up his new look: Magnum.


APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything


TAGS: jayne serenity firefly
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by mrscratch

nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:57 pm
I loved the movie.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
Loved Firefly, but HATED the movie with a passion. Your poster gets the 5L I took from the film.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:05 am
Noble as a gra**!
Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 5:15 am
Jayne Cobb ROX!
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love Firefly.5/5


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


MY FRIEND SAID HIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE - So I proved him wrong


TAGS: fire friend day bad
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by templar13

- June 10, 2012, 6:18 pm
Haha Thank5 for the chuckle
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 9:02 am
For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.


I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am

I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




POLICE OFFICERS - Because Firemen need heros too...


TAGS: police fire
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Hoosierdaddio

NORMLperson - May 15, 2012, 11:03 pm
We all know a stupid pig made this one.


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




THE BLUES - dyin' lonely on a broken down cot


TAGS: find your blues name
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thunderstrike - July 12, 2012, 10:26 pm
Skinny Killer Jackson
jonbrooke - March 22, 2012, 2:04 am
Boney Harp McGee...
MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 11:59 pm
Bony Sugar Jones!
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:25 am
nice
jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:24 am
Boney Foot Parker
mij9179 - February 12, 2012, 5:55 pm
Boney Money Lee
Haner - February 5, 2012, 10:45 pm
Bald Bad Boy Rivers.....cool
Wytch - January 31, 2012, 11:18 pm
Ugly Fingers Hopkins
Arvantillian - January 31, 2012, 12:22 pm
Sticky Dog Brown.....hahahaha
falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
Buddy Gumbo Johnson
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:15 pm
Texas Gumbo Lee. That sounds pretty good.
GySgt1811a - January 28, 2012, 4:06 pm
Boney Legs Hopkins
beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:01 pm
Boney Killer Lee
pharaoh15 - January 28, 2012, 2:21 pm
Old Gumbo Franklin
nytescape - January 28, 2012, 2:14 pm
old liver jefferson
rerun - January 28, 2012, 12:26 pm

Ugly Bones McGee
pratham - January 28, 2012, 12:24 pm
sleepy gumbo lee.
Maddness - January 28, 2012, 3:39 am
Boney Lemon Parker.
caveman - January 28, 2012, 2:29 am
Skinny fingers green
Sho - January 28, 2012, 12:33 am
Blind Foot Smith
CleverUserName - January 28, 2012, 12:06 am
Sticky Harp MCGee - 5L's
Hawamleh - January 27, 2012, 11:36 pm
Skinny Gumbo Rivers, 5ls
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 10:59 pm
Sleepy Dog Franklin. I'm feelin' it baby.
Bizy - January 27, 2012, 8:57 pm
Buddy Hips Smith.... Yep i'd definitely be a one hit wonder
desdecardo - January 27, 2012, 8:04 pm
Sleepy Killer Brown. No relation to Cleveland.
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 27, 2012, 7:56 pm
Seen this around lately... Screamin' Fingers Davis!
LyssaGal - January 27, 2012, 7:20 pm
Fat Bad Boy Bailey. ???
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:01 pm
Toothless Liver Hopkins... that's gr5ss !
MashiMashi - January 27, 2012, 6:25 pm
peg leg bones blue


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's about right.


DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !


TAGS: duct ***e wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by forseti

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


AXOLOTL - the most badass MOFO in the sea XD


TAGS: funny fish
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by chris

Bah - September 5, 2009, 1:48 am
Cool lookin critter, nearly extinct :(
Zephon - May 11, 2009, 4:40 pm
they do not live in the sea. fresh water amphibian.
Wazuuuup? - March 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
...is that a mudkip?


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




LIKE EVERY OTHER CAT IN THE WORLD -




IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm
lol


STAR WARS -


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


MY DUTY IS TO PROTECT -


TAGS: firefighter duty heroes
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

scarr3d - April 13, 2011, 1:39 pm
this poster got you 5 kittens. Nice
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:28 pm
Nice one. 5l's to you.


RETARDED FISH - what you didnt think it was a fish?


TAGS: retarded fish
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by sam sayers

Elisa - May 3, 2009, 7:01 pm
OMG IS THAT A BLOBFISH? :B


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better


TAGS: admiral ackbar finger trap
Rating: 4.25/5

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Claire - May 28, 2010, 7:16 pm
I lol'd.


TROUBLES IN LIFE -


TAGS: life hard fight for love
Rating: 4.95/5

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Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:13 pm
"Oh and since we were renting the motel room by the hour, it woulda cost us all a fortune, too."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:11 pm
made it to the restaurant at all."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
Here goes my entry: "Honey. Remember last June when I was over an hour late for our anniversary dinner at M***? Well, that's because I fell asleep beside your sister, after we ... well, you know? Thank god your brother snores or I never would have ...
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:02 pm
Paging Admiral Ackbar ... Admiral Ackbar, please report to the bridge immediately and bring your trademark line.


WI-FI - How can it be stealing if the signal is trespassing on MY property?


TAGS: wi fi
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well said! xx
Kung-Fu Devil - July 13, 2010, 9:32 am
Hey, if I can beat up an intruder in my house, I should also be able to use him for my own pleasure. Wait...
forseti - July 13, 2010, 9:30 am
because it's not your property. nuff said! :P


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L


SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.




A REAL MAN -


TAGS: ***y confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

lolz


Catch 22 -


TAGS: catch22 fire
Rating: 4.5/5

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cicilia - April 11, 2014, 11:21 pm
Irony strikes again.


KILL US - kill us now!


TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm
those are some h** dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


OOOOOOHEHEHEHEHE -


TAGS: fido vodka sailer fat man
Rating: 4.16/5

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herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
JUST what people need! some clappers a sailor hat and pure n****ness
GreyScorpion - March 18, 2010, 11:52 am
we know why you drink it fido
spacedog - March 17, 2010, 7:01 pm
5Ls
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 4:53 pm
Face, I think you've capture the essence of Fido's birthday, perfectly. 5+L
Hasbunmb - March 17, 2010, 4:32 pm
LOL..... Jesus christ....


WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.


TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by okami

okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




moogles -


TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by derrek

Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am
Why did he hurt the chocobo?


HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.




UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


HORSE COPS -




RELIGION -


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm
*your
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am
I Get In **** What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm
Yeah, I do love a truism


YOUR A GRAMMAR NAZI! - No I'm not. YOU'RE an idiot. I just thought that I'd point that out to you.


TAGS: pointing fingers
Rating: 3.94/5

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motifayk - June 30, 2012, 12:46 pm
And no one shall feel inclined to correct anything ... 5 silent grammar nazis


SEPHIROTH - World's most badass momma's boy.


TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy 7 seven vii video game videogame games videogames
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by randomDood

dmatt - May 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
its the Masamune.named after the famous sword smith.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:30 pm
I always understood it as nodachi.
PhageLab - March 7, 2009, 12:51 pm
I thought it was nodachi?
Anonymous - January 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
His sword is an actual kind of sword called the odachi. it was used to make space on the battle field. And anyone who has seen FF7:AC would know how much he pwns with it. Yes you can YouTube it. Try Sephiroth vs Genesis or Sephiroth vs Cloud.
Big Daddy - January 4, 2009, 4:14 am
I'm amazed theres no final fantasy 7 fan boys flaming this
Sir - December 29, 2008, 2:56 pm
his huge sword would be highly inefficient in actual combat.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:50 am
comment #1 upstages poster ... well done commenteer #1.
Briton of Rose - December 29, 2008, 1:48 am
With this picture: SEPHIROTH - Master of overcompensation.


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


Shoryuken -


TAGS: figher cat shoryuken
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by timendum

Sho - October 28, 2008, 12:41 pm
A cat's dragon Punch doesnt have flames.....it scratches and you instead
Ryuu - June 30, 2008, 12:35 am
Got sumtin gainst h** puss?
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 11:18 pm
RyuCat don't need no stinkin flames!
Ryuu - May 16, 2008, 5:31 am
Kitty needs to level up!! Where Da Flames!?!?


HITLER FISH - Probably not kosher


TAGS: fish
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:34 pm
HITLER FISH!!! 5/5
sam - May 18, 2010, 2:48 am
actually, it is. lol. im serious though, thats a kosher fish, im an orthodox jew, id eat that
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:24 pm
so koi 5
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 1:24 pm
The magnitude of the wrongness simply eludes my already limited communication skills. 5L


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


BULLYING -


TAGS: bully crazy psych**ic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am
Timmmeehhh?
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's


HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!


TAGS: buddy coochiecoo finger baby
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:20 pm
Most excellent... See if you can write the text on the pic & drop it in PeopleSniper as well... Just the kinda babies we adore... ; )


GIVE A MAN A FISH, AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY - Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.


TAGS: fishing
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Zook

rerun - January 11, 2013, 8:30 pm

make it into a poster
Krazeek - January 11, 2013, 4:37 pm
Nice one, but I prefer: "Build a man a fire and you warm him for a few hours. Set him on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life."


STILL - A much better love story than Twilight


TAGS: love story twilight nerf fight
Rating: 4.13/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:03 pm
The fact is that most women are old sticks in the mud. They never wanna have fun, they always gripe, and they think the only things a man should enjoy is serving them.
Altrunchen - September 23, 2013, 1:14 pm
I would date the hell out of a chick as awesome as that!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:15 am

Ahem~~~I keep a squirt gun in the bowl of my stand mixer at the end of the kitchen counter. Spontaneous waterfights are known to break out at my house.


MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.94/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 4:13 pm
slow down, 50cal. just shoot one a day ;)


REINVENTING -


TAGS: invention traffic light
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 27, 2011, 12:51 am
I like how your avatar goes with the comment xD
maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 10:09 am
That's Cool,I'm Trying To Be young
mariand - November 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
seems an interesting idea...


Statistics -


TAGS: stoopid men ladder fall sniffingpaint
Rating: 4.76/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:07 am
Less disease resistance too. Though you could look at this picture as an example of getting between harm and our family. Not shown is his wife out of frame shrieking "You were supposed to pain the hallway weeks ago!"
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




LOVE -


TAGS: love fire life consume purifies
Rating: 4.3/5

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Rick69 - May 13, 2012, 2:57 pm
Thank you... O Fiery One...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:40 pm
Nice


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


Fall in love? -




LONELINESS -


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by OneBanana9er

Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


STOP TRYING - To fit in when you were born to stand out .


TAGS: stop trying to fit in
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:18 pm
There's no trouble to being different... so long as you "think" is in-sync with others of what's acceptable.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:30 pm
That'5 exactly what they all told me
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:34 am
Crap! Sorry about the repeats! No idea what went wrong
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:33 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L


THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




IN CASE OF FIRE - 1. Grab Survivor 2. Super-Bodyslam from Top Rope 3. Profit!


TAGS: wrestling funny instructions emergency fire
Rating: 4.24/5

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Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:35 am
Melon is good, melon is wise
Greeny - December 30, 2011, 6:58 am
c'mon ichthysfree - create something in your text next time


KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!


TAGS: kill it with fire
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Hassiand

Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:24 pm
LOL @ Porcelina
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:20 pm
Send her to Chicago with her hands like that. It will get taken care of


SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




The Fifth Element: The Animation -


TAGS: fifth element animation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

EmilioDumphque - July 9, 2016, 12:36 am
Although it had it's moments, there were lots of irritating moments as well.
Silverheart - July 8, 2016, 9:29 pm

The Fifth Element is a sci fi movie from 1997 (I think), Milla Jovovich fist movie. Pretty good movie. This appears to be an anime-fied pic of it. I'd watch the crap out of that movie, but argument invalid is kind of a lame punchline.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2016, 8:46 pm

i have no idea what this means.


GIN AND BEAR IT - Put a little lime in your life


TAGS: fizzy
Rating: 4.86/5

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Derek - October 25, 2012, 11:24 pm
And you thought Gin Rummy was a card game ;-)
ughomer - October 13, 2012, 12:46 pm
Thinkle will peep that these are nice sentiments, Prissy! And, thanks.
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 11:17 am
But occifer I'm not as think as you drunk I am cuz I understood that poster! I'm sure I havent gone over the 5L legal limit!


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'


TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am
Excellent!


AMERICA'S VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS - Bravely running into places smarter people are running out of since 1736...




3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.




SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm
woof


EVERY TIME - I find the key to success... Some idiot changes the lock


TAGS: find the key to success
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:01 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, and all locks are cheap, this one is just set apart from the rest for looking good.
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:37 pm
We've all been there. 5L for the Motifake, plus an additional 1L for not using an image of a cheap MasterLock.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


H. R. PUFFINSTUFF!!! - Even our Saturday morning shows were high!


TAGS: hrpuffinstuff
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - April 29, 2010, 3:09 pm
And Jimmy had a LISP!
Me_ - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm
and Jimmy had a magic flute.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:43 am
the intro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-yLYz6ejqw


LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




YOU FAIL -


TAGS: folding fitted sheet
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
EXCELLENT and absolutely true. 5 king sized pillowcases ..........
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:57 pm
King size sheets are the worse!


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: freckles curls fire stepchild ginger
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

nicholsjoshua15 - March 9, 2013, 11:35 pm
Remember by the Theory Of Evolution every time you have *** you're having *** with a Great Ape.
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 11:25 pm
bow chicka bow bow. LOL Canada!
CANADA - November 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
now that's all I'm gonna be able to think aboot :( 5 quiet nights
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Thank god for evolution


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